Some of us Vikings fans amuse ourselves by scaring every Wisconsin fan we see strutting down the street with that obnoxious green and gold "Packer" on their shirt and/or hat. We swerve our vehicles as if to hit them, and swerve back just missing them (not that I condone such an act - of course not!).
One day, while driving down the road with my wife, I saw a priest walking. I thought I would do a good deed, so I pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to say Mass at Our Lady of the Hills Church, about 2 miles down the road," replied the priest.
"Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift."
The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and we continued down the road.
Suddenly, I saw a Wisconsin fan walking down the road, with that irritating "Packer" shirt on, and I instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, swerved back into the road just in time.
Even though I was certain that I had missed the guy, I still heard a loud thud. Not understanding where the noise came from, I glanced in my mirrors, but still didn't see anything.
I then remembered the priest. I turned to him and said, "Sorry Father, I almost hit that Packer fan."
"That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door!"
GO VIKES!
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:)
*hugs, too!
ahhahahahahahaha *gasp* hahahahaha!!!
OK, you just made my day a whole lot better. I get the picture. :)
Hey Andrea, I just tagged you over on my blog, so check it out when you have time. And no, I didn't tag you because I liked the joke (but I must admit my family thought it was pretty funny).
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